Which Jersey Shore Cast Member Are You?

Worried about getting excluded from chicken cutlet night? Spend nights lying awake, wondering if your kicks are indeed fresh to death? Paranoid about your G.T.L.? We can't help you with any of these problems, but we sure can tell you which Jersey Shore cast member you resemble the most!
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1. You’re out at the club. What are you doing?
Creeping
Creeping while shirtless
Gulping down cocktails twice the size of my head
Trash talking in the corner
Dancing erratically
Preparing to beat down the trash talkers in the corner
Creeping on a girl that reminds me of my mom
Getting berated by my boyfriend

2. Someone is trash-talking you. How do you handle this?
Exclude them from chicken cutlet night
Yell at them from the couch
Fight them immediately
Nothing, I’m used to it
Tell JWoww
Yell at my girlfriend
Put a different t-shirt on
Drunkenly accost them

3. You are being hit on by a person you have no interest in (grenade/choad). What do you do?
Introduce them to Pauly D
Bluntly tell them so, and proclaim “Wahh!” later
Get in their face and tell them what’s up
See if they’ll buy me a Fossil watch
Introduce them to The Situation
Motorboat them
Talk to them, I don’t know how to say no
Introduce them to Vinnie

4. What is your battle cry?
“Watch your f---ing tone!”
“We have a Situation!”
“It’s T-shirt Time!”
“Hold my earrings…”
“It wasn’t me!”
“It was Angelina.”
''You should go.''
“I don’t want to fight anymore.”

5. If the Duck Phone could speak, it would say this to you:
“Please put your shirt back on.”
“Please put your shirt back on....seriously.”
“The right gorilla will come, just be patient.”
“Stop being such a hamster.”
''Lay off the 'roids, bro.''
“Wanna smoosh?”
“You’re being played, dumbass.”
“Can I make my nest in your hair?”
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