1. A typical dinner at your house is...
Meat and potatoes. Traditional stuff. Whatever Rachel Ray made on her show today. Spaghetti probably. My mom can't do much. Swanson's TV dinners. Take out.
2. Dinner's over and it's time for some family fun. Your mom suggests...
Singing a song 'round the piano. A dance party in the living room. A rousing game of Scrabble. Unlimited Malomars and Pop Tarts with accompanying 80s movie marathon. A can of beer and whatever she wants to watch on the tube.
3. What's your favorite thing to do with your mom?
Just sit and talk or watch movies... she's like my best friend. Ignore her. Yell at her. Listen to her stories of her past-- she was cool at one point. Play practical jokes on dad.
4. Your curfew is at midnight, but it's your friend's birthday and you want to stay out til when 1 a.m. When you ask your mom if that's okay, she...
Maintains that you'll be home at 1, thank you very much. Is totally fine with it, as long as you stay in touch. Is cool with that. She doesn't really care when you come home, as long it's in one piece. At first says no, but after a little budging, she gives in. Says absolutely not, but you'll do it anyway. Her bark is worse than her bite.
5. After getting in a fight with your brother/sister, one of your mom's glass vases breaks. You...
Hide out of fear of your mom's flip out when she discovers what's wrong. Pretend like it never happened and start being super nice. Lie and say the dog did it. It's totally believable. Think about replacing it, but know she'll know the difference. Totally confess... you're just so upset with yourself for doing it.
6. Your mom is famous for...
Her career achievements. Her perfect house. Her pop culture knowledge. Her loud voice. Her uncanny ability to embarrass me.
7. What's the one trait your mom finds most important to instill in you?
Responsibility. Honesty. Strength of character. Individuality. Wholesomeness.
8. Which does your mom subscribe to?
Do you mean pills? Entertainment Weekly Martha Stewart Living TV Guide Time