Which Former SNL Star Are You?

I’m going to sit tight and listen. Even in a boring class there are tons of good lines that I can make fun of later.
I’m going to throw myself on the ground, roll around and make noises like I’m in the throws of a passion. It doesn’t even matter if a break an arm or get detention. At least everyone will notice me and laugh.
Anything I have to. I just need a chair, a piece of paper and a pencil and I will make the comedy happen.
I’ll do one of my ten million voices. That’s bound to get the class rolling in the aisles.
Do? What should I do? All I have to do is a flash one of my famous faces and they’ll be peeing their pants.

I’ll walk by casually and then just dunk my entire head in the punch bowl. Yeah it’s gross, but it is definitely something everyone will remember and talk about.
I’m going to keep on doing what I’m doing. The few people who hear my jokes about the dork dancing on the bar are bound to laugh. That’s all need.
I’ll rip off my shirt and start gyrating on everyone, male or female. That’s bound to get a laugh or two.
Please that would never happen. I’m always the center of attention.
I’m going to start telling this long story filled with characters, all of whom I will act out. Clearly by the end of the anecdote, I will have a crowd.

I’ll prostrate myself at this person’s feet and follow him/her around school like that until they agree to go out with me.
I’m going to go to school early and decorate his/her locker with flowers and then sing a funny song I wrote riffing on his/her name when they arrive.
I’m going to dress up like a 60s swinger and convince him/her that I’m a love machine.
There’s nothing to do. All I have to do is talk to the person and I know that there will be a spark.

I’ll be President of course. I’ve got the looks, brains and talent. What else do I need?
Something where I can communicate with people. I just want to entertain people. It doesn’t have to be in a professional context.
What do you mean? There is no other option. It’s just comedy.
Oh I have a multitude of skills that would be applicable for any number of jobs. I don’t worry about these types of things, I know that I am diverse.
Oh, well I’ll probably study and try to find out what I’m cut out to do. As long as I’m focused, I know that everything will turn out right.

Over the top
Diverse
Creative
Cool
Subtle