Which Scrubs Character Are You?

try to be cool and funny, but usually end up looking like a dork.
avoid company and drink
just act like yourself and everyone loves you
dominate the conversation
want to socialize, but are too nervous
play mean pranks on people
give high fives and make sex jokes
hide in the corner because no one likes you

laugh and tell the police about some of their other indiscretions
make jokes about having to take it in the butt
imagine how they got there, and bail them out
bail them out, but talk their ear off and make them pay you back
keep them on the phone, because you need the conversation
bail them out, baby them, and tell EVERYONE
hang up the phone
laugh at them, then bail them out

do well, take care of your co-workers, and everyone loves you
slack off and find other ways to amuse yourself
suck and you hate it, hate it, hate it
let your mind get you side tracked, but you do a good job
joke, cut up, and talk trash, but you are the best at what you do
run the show. You are serious, and you know you are the best
make mistakes, but you know all technical matters like the back of your hand
have fun, but are very serious when you need to be

Pink
Blue
Green
Brown
Orange
Gray
Black
Purple

Standing on the edge of a building
Making fun of people
Partying
Having sex
Drinking
Gossiping
Be out on a date
Taking a hot bath while listening to Tanto

Mean
Pathetic
Nosy
Anxious
Dreamer
Narcissistic
Cool
Horny

Scotch
Budweiser
Wine
Champagne
Appletini...easy on the tini
Whatever's on tap
Doesn't matter...as long as it is way too much
Smirnoff

Cheers
Sanford and Son
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
American Idol
Days of Our Lives
Married with Children
A Baby Story
Family Guy

Your hair
Your lips
Your height
Your body
Your eyes
Your privates
Your skin
Nothing

Leading
Research and gaining knowledge
Dancing
Pranking
Critical thinking
Singing
Gaining new friends
Joking