Oh How Smurfy! Which Smurf Are You? (Smurfy Pics!)

Female.
Male.

A computer programmer or some kind of IT expert. Bill gates is my hero!
A floozy.
An astronaught.
Gay.
A farmer.
A poet.
A rock star.
An inventor.
A gym instructor.
A star on a TV sitcom.
A world famous artist.
A celebrity chef.
What bloody business is it of yours, eh? Sod off!
An evil genius.
I never wanted to grow up!
A fighter pilot.
Nuthin' sounds like too much hard work.

Girly.
Nerdy.
Vain.
Buffed.
Good for nothing lay-about.
Materialistic.
Way gay.
Sassy.
Down to earth.
Easily irritated.
Witty.
Bitter and twisted.
Poetic and sweet.
Childish.
A true romantic.
A dreamer.
Hunky.
Artistic.
Delicious.
Wise and reliable.
Evil. You must be stopped.
Laid-back.
Robotic.
Hyperactive.

Capricorn.
Aquarius.
Pisces
Aries.
Taurus.
Gemini.
Cancer.
Leo.
Virgo.
Libra.
Scorpio.
Sagittarius.
I don't 'do' star signs!

Smurfette
Vanity Smurf.
Clockwork Smurf.
Snappy Smurf.
Hefty Smurf.
Jokey Smurf.
Sociopathic Smurf.
Papa Smurf.
Cook Smurf.
Greedy.
Vanity Smurf.
Harmony Smurf.

Hanging out at the mall with my friends, shopping, or may be having a make over party.
Staring at myself in the mirror for hours on end.
Working out.
Crotching and sheering sheep or branding steers.
Flying to an alien planet.
Getting my nappies changed.
Eating so much that I rupture my colon.
Composing an ode to Smurfiness.
Going to a nightclub with and dancing with lots of shirtless, hot sweaty guys!
Painting a portrait of the Smurfa Lisa.
Cooking a six course meal for 28 dinner guests.
Handing out wise advice to my closest friends.
Plotting something evil and twisted, I s'pose...
Nuthin'... just hangin'...
Anything! So long as it's better than this stupid quiz!

Blue.
White.
Blue and white.
I hate quizzes that ask you to pick your favourite colours!
I don't 'do' colours!