1. o.k. since i'm not tired anymore, we can resume.anyway you turned around to see that that boy have dog ears. you walk up to him and you climb the tree to:
double check if he does have crack any where.
to see if his ears are real. RRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPP.
cut open his insides and go in there. it's gross, but it's gonna get cold ya know.
2. but when you get up there, someone yells at ya. you turn around to see a mob. they shout,'' DEMON!!!!!!''and they shoot:
grenades.
arrows..........boring.
a rocket launcher.
3. then they drag you down and tie you up. you notice that they are wearing strange clothes. your awfully confused. then they take you to there village. you hope that:
they at least have some crack up there or i'm gonna have to kill something.
you'll figure this thing out.
they have a washing machine or mom is gonna ground ya forever.
4. oh and just let you know, this only the first episode and that's all. i'll make the second episode when i'm bored. and there's also commercials too.ok anyway.........you get to there village and notice that:
THEY HAVE NO FREAKIN CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they live in huts.
they don't have a washing machine.........oh crap. i'm good as dead.
5. then an old lady walks toward you.you figure she's a:
cavewoman.
priestess.
mummy.
6. then she throws some crap onto you. you cough. she says '' Begone demon!?''you look at her and say:
speak for yourself you old hag!
i'm not a freakin demon! a girl!
o.k. i'm totally high right now. i'm probably talking to sota right now! crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. ''your not a demon?'' she asks. '' DUH!''she scratches her head. she tells some of her people to bring you to her hut. in the hut, you learn that her name is kaede.she tells you that you look just like her sister. she asks for your name:
kagome
chi
ame
8. kaede looks puzzled.you then ask her, ''this isn't tokyo?'' ''is that your hometown?'' she asks. you nod.''no i haven't heard of that.'' you sigh. then the towns people are yelling:
AAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! THE BUG!!!!!!!!!
AAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CENTIPEDE MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE HORRIBLE BIRD CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you look at your shirt and run for the hills.
9. you rush outside and you see the horrible thing or whatever you picked.they yell that it's in the inuyasha forest. you guys go to the inuyasha forest and see it. it comes after you and yells that you have the sacred jewel.you wonder what that is.it then grabs you and throws you up in the air. you feel a sharp pain on your side. you see something fly into the air. it's:
your crack you've been looking for!
the jewel!
a bird!i'll kill that bastard!
10. well before we move on, we have commercials to show!
DAMN IT!!
oh i'll wait. * glare*
* growl*
11. ..........................................................................................................o.k. they are done. it wasn't that bad was it? no. i didn't think so. well anyway, you fall to the ground. everything hurts. but then the demon is coming after:
your crack! don't let it take it!!!!!!!!!
YOU!
your stain. take it please!
12. you scream. then you hear somone say, ''hey kikyo, it looks like your seal didn't last that long.'' you turn around to see the boy talking. he has an evil grin. kaede looks at you. you wonder what you did. then it comes to you, ''i'm not kikyo! i'm-
kagome!''
chi!''
ame!''
13. ''nice try, kikyo. but i'm not gonna fall for it!''you start to get angery. '' I TOLD YOU! I'M NOT KIKYO! I'M ( whatever you picked) he looks at you shocked. then he grins again. you turn around and see that the monster is coming after you. then the boy says.''hey. can you get this arrow outta of me?'' you look at him. you think:
maybe he's high too.
can i trust him?
i'm bored.
14. you climb the tree, but then kaede yells, ''don't free inuyasha!'' inuyasha barks back, ''shut up you old hag!'' you then grab the arrow. '' NNOOO!!!!!!!!'' yells kaede. but then you say:
this isn't real cause i'm high!
i don't want to die!
where am i?
15. you pull it out. then it disappears. you fall to the ground. then inuyasha breaks the vines on him and he jumps to the ground. you then ask him ''are you strong?'' he looks at you with cold eyes. ''DUH!'' he then slices up the demon. but it starts to come back alive.you then run up to a man. you ask him if you could use his arrows. he says yes. you take the arrows and try to aim at the demon.you miss you sigh. you run up to it more. then inuyasha yells, ''aim at it when it's in pieces!''you nod. you try again. you miss. you then think:
o.k. now i can't aim cause i'm freakin high!
if kikyo could do it so can i!
maybe if i kill this thing, my stain will go away!
16. you do it again. you got it! you then take the jewel away from it. inuyasha was strong! but something about him gave you the chills.he then turns around and looks at you evilly.you shutter.he then says, ''give me the jewel.'' ''uh?'' you then think,
o.k. he's totally high!
i thought he was a hero!
great. just great. ( sarcastically)
17. o.k. the episode is over. now it's the credits!
can i skip im?
i think i'll go watch narato now.
great! now i'm bored!
18. will you rate me?
yeah cause it was totally freakin awesome!
no cause i was high while i was taking this.
no cause................. just cause.
