1. Your gender?
Female.
Male.
Not sure... I forget...
2. From the list below, select the option that best describes your role in Life?
I play the role of diplomat and peacemaker for my family and friends.
I'm an eccentric, colourful breath of fresh air who loves to create mischief and challenge the status quo...
I'm a bit of a practical joker and a clown.
I'm practical and have a 25 year plan for my Life mapped out. Part of that plan involves years of therapy and medication to cope with my insane family
I spend most of my time trying to find out what's going on in everyone else's lives.
I'm a free spirit, the black sheep of the family. Life's a party, and I'm a regular Wild Child!
3. Select a quote that feels right for you:
Sam, don't expect your mother to be gracious. She doesn't do imitations.
Samantha, I will not stand here and be insulted by something which is 94 percent water.
I came over for a snoop, uh, a scoop of sugar. I hope I'm not disturbing you.
Oh, my stars!
Whoopsie! I didn't mean for it to disappear. I wonder where it went?
If I had wanted you to say Doctor I would have said so. Say, Ah....
My pleasure. What'll you have Sammy, fire, flood... or termites. They're slow but fun.
See Mr. Hudson? That's the kind of smart young men I have in my organization. They know their own limitations.
Well, the last time I sneezed up a unicorn, I couldn't get rid of it.
4. Which is NOT the title of an episode of Bewitched?
Long Live the Queen.
Double, double, Toil and Trouble.
No Zip in My Zap.
That was no Chick, that was My Wife.
Hippie, Hippie, Hooray
To Twitch or Not to Twitch.
Samantha the Vampire Slayer.
Playmates.
Samantha goes South for a Spell.
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall.
Samantha's French Pastry.
Weep No More, My Willow.
Going Ape.
Samantha's Yoo-Hoo Maid.
5. What annoys you?
My spells always go terribly, terribly wrong, oh dear!
Durwood.
My wife's freaky family.
Dobbin.
Making house calls.
Dum-dum.
The wicked witch of the west.
My mother-in-law ALWAYS gets my name wrong!
Not knowing what's really going on over at the Stephens' place...
Er... um... there is something that annoys me... just can't.. Oh, I know! I forget things all the time!...
6. Samantha Stephens twitches WHAT part of her anatomy when she casts a spell?
Her butt.
Her ears.
Her tongue.
Her boobs.
Her nose.
Her armpits.
Her liver.
Her filopian tubes.
7. Choose a colour you like:
Grey.
Black.
Green.
Purple.
Brown.
Pink.
White.
Yellow.
Orange.
Lilac.
8. If you were a witch with magic powers, what spells would you cast?
A love spell to make everyone fall in love with and adore me!
A spell to make me rich and famous!
A spell that would bring peace and happiness to the whole world.
I'd turn all my enemies into Q-tips and then use them to clean out my ears...
I'd make the world into one big fairyland!
I'd make myself invisible and go around playing practical jokes on people....
I'd conjure up famous people from history, or travel through time...
A spell that would enable me to hear everyone's private thoughts!
Oh no! I wouldn't want that kind of power! It would be too scary... what if something went wrong...?!