1. At the risk of picking that nasty scab, which option is closest to why your last relationship ended?
Apparently, I don't take things ''seriously'' enough. Psht. Whatever. I just laughed it off. I'll admit it. I was a little too high maintenance for his/her liking. Okay... fine... you got me. I cheated. Happy now? I was too jealous of what s/he was doing without me. I haven't really had a serious relationship-- I just haven't met the right person yet.
2. If I went back through your yearbook, which superlative would I be most likely to see your name under?
Most Athletic Most Likely To Bring Home to Mom and Dad Prom King/Queen Class Clown Most Talkative
3. Time to put on those gloves and hop in or get your ringside seat. When a fight breaks out, where are you?
I usually try to prevent those in the first place-- I don't think things should ever get physical. As far away as possible. Watching in disgust. Breaking it up-- or trying to. Are you kidding? I totally started that $#*%.
4. So you see someone you're interested in when you're out with friends-- how do you make your move?
Compliment him/her on something s/he is wearing. Flattery gets you everywhere! Subtly flex for him/her. Come on. I mean, who doesn't want someone with a toned body? I'm blunt-- so a simple, ''You're hot,'' usually does the trick. Flash my winning smile, chat him/her up, and then say assertively but not aggressively, ''I'd really like to kiss you.'' Woo him/her with a peak at my thong. Ow ow!
5. Time to get a little conceited. (Don't worry, we won't tell.) Which do you think is your best feature?
My honesty My sense of humor My smile My bangin' body My commitment
6. Relationships tend to involve some sacrifice-- you gotta give a little to get a little, right? Which of these sound like something you'd do for the one you love?
Eat something I am morally opposed to eating... no matter how sick or grossed out I get. Beat up whoever gets in the way of us being together... obviously! Get waxed wherever s/he wanted me to. Love is pain, right? Take the cake in a pie-eating contest. I gots skillz. Probably anything... I'm crazy like that. I'm up for the challenge.