Which Metalocalypse character are you?

lead guitars, anything else is dildoes
I plays rhythem, and rhythem is cool!
Bass.... a Thunderbird IV 5-string with a white pickguard to be exact
drums, cuz drums is the.... the most important
my voice is my instrument

advanced scandanavians educations
uhhhh....
high school, only cuz I threatned to kill the principle
after 7th grade, I don't remember
never finished high school

I never wears any
boxers
Shh Shh shh....I'm freeballing
breifs
I only wear underwear 65% of the time

blue
red
Morbid colours
green
Black blacker than the blackest black times Infinity!!!!

practice guitar, I am the fastest guitarist you know?
building scale models.
DRINKING!!! cuz I'd rather cut off my ding-dong than not drink.
just siting around
Smashing watches!!

I usually drink about 100 beers in a single sitting
I'm childish
I'm immune to negative effects of drugs, since I grew up smoking that government weed
self-mutilation
I hate my mom