What Character From American Pie Are You?

Stifler
Jim
Kevin
Chris
Heather
Finch or Shitbreak as Stifler calls him
Michelle
Jim's dad

Jim's dad
Finch (Shitbreak)
Stifler
Stifler
I don't know
No preference
I like all of them
I don't hate Stiffler, but he can be annoying at times

You left your lacrosse game for us?
No, I left the lacrosse game for you!
I did fuck your mom...twice!
This one time at band camp...
We'll just tell your mom that we ate it all.
I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and I'm gonna rock out with my cock out!
Screw blow jobs, I'm gonna get laid!
Dad! It's not what it looks like!

Love life, get paid and then get laid! Or just get some pussy, I fucking love getting pussy, my fuckers!
Well, I seem to walk in on my son a lot when he's doing something that I shouldn't be seeing...I feel the need to have talks with him about growing up
Go to band camp!
Give my girlfriend pleasure by reading the sex bible from the library
Piss off Stifler in whatever way I can
Play lacrosse and sing in jazz choir
Masturbate and broadcast chicks over the internet
sing in jazz choir

The beginning when Jim tries to masterbate to porn but his parents walk in
The part where Kevin gets the sex bible from the library
The part where Stifler puts the laxitive in Finch's drink
The apple pie sceen
When Michelle and Jim first meet in the classroom and she keeps talking about band camp
The part when Finch screws Stifler's mom
The part when everybody scores
The part where Chris leaves the game so he can sing with Heather

Anything involving Stifler
Anything involving Finch
Anytime when Jim's dad walks in on him
Stiffler's brother is in the closet and he comes out and says his famous line
when Jim fucks the pie
when Michelle keeps talking about band camp at the party and all of a sudden she surprises Jim with an erotic band tale
When Jim comes too early
when Shermon gets embarressed because he never got laid really