Which F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Cast Member are you? (pics!)

I'm smart and intelligent, kind of a dork, but charming also
Kinda crazy, but so lovable!
I love telling jokes and people love laughing with me!
I can be kinda pshyco sometimes but I like keeping everyone happy
I love the ladies/guys and also food
I love shopping and hanging out with friends

I was very spoiled and daddy got me anything I wanted!
I was overweight and made fun of
I had a very troubled childhood and there were many difficulties and problems in my life
I grew up pretty normally, just like your average girl/guy
My parents got divorced and I began to hate some of the great things in life
I was loved by my family as a Medical Marvel

I am with a different guy/girl every week!
I've kissed about 4 or 5 girls/guys
Ummm.....many wifes....many divorces
I'm hot, and after getting surgery I'm just going after the guys
I date older men and I just love dating
I date a wide variety!

My guitar, I love music
My sponge for some cleaning
My Credit Cards!!
Books, I love reading
My Lounge Chair--ah so comfy
Sandwhichs!!!!Food!!

Sleeping with someone on the first date
That I tried to save food before my friend
When I was young, I was so hungry that I ate fake food! Whoops!
That I kissed someone of the oppisite sex by accident
That I was married to someone who was gay when I wasn't gay
That I took a crap in my pants on Space Mountain at Disneyland