1. Your favorite board is...
whatever the sales guy convinced you to buy.
a true twin tip.
long, and the best for riding powder
relatively average.
twin-tipped, and the halfpipe's best friend.
narrow, stiff, and fast. VERY fast.
soft, like butter, and ulta flexible.
2. The moment you get off of the chairlift at a resort you
go to check out the halfpipe conditions.
must be dreaming! You don't ride at silly RESORTS! After all, it's the deep powder and pillow lines where all the fun is at.
head for that sick new rail you heard the resort just installed.
go do whatever the rest of your snowboarding buddies are doing.
find you're favorite groomer to cruise
try to decide between hitting the tabletop or step-down
yell out to your buddies, "Race you to the bottom!"
3. You're known in your crew for
ALWAYS taking the pictures, which, you explain, is why you aren't riding.
attracting the chicks (or dudes, if you're a girl shredder) by throwing down some sick handplants
challenging the resort's fastest-known ski instructor to a race
being the only one of them to enter the Big Air competition.
your cheese-wedge and snowmobile expertise
your love affair with rainbow rails
refusing to try the park.
4. You're favorite kind of snow and weather conditions to ride on are
cold, smooth and icy.
anything you can ride faster on.
... well, half of your riding time you'd want to be riding on something that's not even snow so ...
umm... there are different kinds of snow?
nothing too warm or slushy so the kickers aren't deformed.
not at all slushy or ice, and well groomed.
a lovely day with DEEP POWDER.
