What Baseball Player Are You?

Whether you're a grizzled veteran, a player in his primer, retired, superstar or nobody, this quiz is for you.
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1. Which of these best describes your race/ethnicity/nationality?
North of the border.
White Trash
African-American
Italian-American
South of the Border.
White
Redneck
Soy Americano.
I refuse to answer this question.
Puertoriqueno

2. Which drugs have you been known to use?
Cocaine
Alcohol
I don't do drugs, I do people.
I refuse to answer this question.
Preparation H
Steroids

3. Do you . . .
Like to move around a lot.
tend to get picked up by police?
like to move the occasional fastball toward someone's head.
change your mind a lot?
really want to play for a winner?
go along with any job offer when the money is right?

4. You're eight years old, playing a neighborhood game with kids. Your team is up by one run and you're pitching. A disabled neighborhood kid comes to the plate when you're mom calls you in for supper. It's the . . .
perfect moment to strike the little tard out!
opportune time to let him get a home run. Winning isn't everything.
moment when you bean him in the head to get to a real batter. After all, it won't hurt him any.
time to let him get a couple good swings, but not purposely throw the game.
perfect moment to look for a good hooker.
time to tell mom to shut-up until we finish the damn game!

5. In your life, you tend to:
finesse things.
be the practical joker.
have learned from my numerous past mistakes.
repeat the same behavior over and over.
be very aggressive.
do anything to help your friends.
go with the flow.
go to the doctor a lot.
self-medicate
look out for old number 1.

6. If you could be any profession besides professional athlete, you would be:
in prison most likely.
be in television.
be a head hunter in New Guinea
farmer
I refuse to answer the question.
a fireman.
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