1. The whistle blows and the match begins... what is your first move?
Take two steps back and bounce twice. Circle around and look for openings. Stand there. Go for the eyes. Tie up. Touch the mat, then come up and bang on his head.
2. Your opponent likes to tie up.. do you let him?
No. I hate tying up. Yeah, so I can headbutt him without the ref noticing. Yes, I love tying up. Yes, as long as there is still space between us. No, I would rather bait him for shots. Yes, even though I always get thrown.
3. When you are faced with someone who like to take a lot of shots... what do you do?
I score off of his shots. I continue taking my shots, but watch my footing. Tie up. Sprawl and choke the crap out of him. Try not to get taken down. Ever hear of a spladel?
4. Do you like to shoot?
No. I like to tie up. It's all I ever do. Not really. I'll take the opportunity if it's there. I can never get a good shot. If I get the chance to trip them, it's easy. Yeah, after I poke them in the eye, I'll take a shot.
5. Do you ever get called for stalling?
Yeah, sometimes. Only if I can't score off of his shots. Only if I can't get anything off of the tie up. No. Never. I get called for penalties more often than stalling. Only if I'm riding the legs and can't do anything.
6. What is your favorite setup?
Banging on the head, or pulling on the wrists. A push or shove to get him to step back. A tie up, or russian tie. I just shoot. I wait for him to take a shot. A headbutt.
7. And lastly.. how do you like to finish a match?
Quick and easily, one move straight to their back for the pin. I like to come from behind to win it all. Tech falls are the best. You totally destroy your opponent. Throw in the legs and tilt them to their back for a tech or pin. Squeeze the life out of them. Make them leave the mat crying. It would be nice to win.