What Do You Do During Sex?

1. You are writing a 600 page story when your pen runs out of ink! So you burn your story and throw the pen out the window and it blows up into 765645328943tillion pieces and 587474 of them get into your eye. What do you do?

2. You are walking down the valley and you see a hairless rainbow colored cow. You say hi, but he hits you with his purse. Then he pulls out a gun, but luckily there was a police officer who just jumped out of the cows butt and you say?

3. You're on a plane traveling to Mexico, but than you realize it is going to China. So u just stay on anyway, and than when you get there you say hi and president comes up to you and gives you a book that says how to become a moose. Then he starts making out with you. What do you do?

4. You're in art class making a dog out of clay, when the dog says, ''pass me the pizza or ill give you a wedgie.'' So you go to the cafeteria and steal some pizza and give it to the dog, but you get stopped by the principal for running in the hall. Then he grabs you in the butt, what do you do?

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