1. You're out for a romantic dinner with your hunny of a month. They play footsie with you under the table, and send you a wink as they walk to the restroom. You...
Wait a moment, then follow them to the restroom to make love to them on the bathroom counter. Follow to the restroom to have a wicked make out session before whispering to your lover ''I can't wait until we're alone'' Smile coyly and order an appetizer. Wink back, and order some wine in hopes of jumping around later. Blush and look down at your menu.
2. Your long term lover tells you one evening that he or she would really like to try something new. You suggest...
A new position you've seen in a book. Another woman. And porn. Feathers, perhaps a scarf around the eyes, and an ice cube. A white wine. Turning on the lights.
3. You and your partner are both sick with a horrible cold. You're cuddled up on the couch watching movies and blowing your nose. Your partner looks so cute in those sweats... You...
Take a picture to post on myspace later. It's too cute not to! Kiss their ears, get them some sudafed, and rub their feet. Rub their back and kiss their neck trying to get them in the mood, avoiding the face of course, that's a sloppy mess. Go straight for the mouth. Your partners bodily fluids don't bother you! Wish they would rub your feet.
4. You get an anonymous email requesting you show up at a certain local bar to meet a secret admirer. You think you know who it is, and you're totally interested. You...
Shower, shave, put a condom in your pocket, and pack a ''naughty bag'' to leave in the car. Shower and dress modestly, you never know who this could be... Shower and dress up. You grab flowers on your way and spray your best perfume/cologne. Shower, shave, and dress casual but nice. You have your sister all ready to make a ''save me'' call. Answer the email, telling the admirer that while you're flattered, it just isn't safe until you know their identity.
5. You're at the park having a picnic with your lover when an unexpected, heated argument starts between you. During the fight, you notice your partners skin is glistening in the sun, and their cheeks are flushed, giving them an attractive glow. You...
Back off and let them win the argument. Eat your food and go home, where you start a little seduction. Back off the argument, and make physical contact with your lover. You do your best to make up, so you can feed them fruit. Take them in a fit of mad passion, right there on the picnic table Move in close, and whisper how sexy they look when they're mad. You touch a sensitive spot and kiss their neck, and soon, escape from the public eye. Just want to stop fighting! You tell them you love them and please can we just make up!