1. You and your lover are in a room alone. What's the first thing you do?
Um...talk?
Play dress-up!
I'm not in the room...but I can see you. Hehe.
You got any donuts?
Take off your shoes.
Hey, I found a safety pin! Come here.....
Does this room look anything like a barn/nursery/bathroom?
Have them to show me the ropes, if you know what I mean.....
2. Witch of the following do you find irresistible?
Sharp pointy metal things
Vinyl, ropes, chains, whips
Mmm...Cheese
Poop.
Cameras, fence holes, mirrors, open windows
What the HELL is wrong with just roses and candy?
Halloween costumes, fur suits, uniforms
Shoes, pantyhose, sexy argyle socks.
3. Dude! I just caught you lookin' at porn on my computer! What were you looking at?
I was just looking at stuff form my...pet. Yeah that's right my....pet.
Dude, I was just doing my homework. STOP ACCUSING ME!
I was...uh...shopping for shoes....yeah.
I wasn't using your computer, I was peeking out your window. Duh.
I didn't know you could put ketchup -there-!
OMG! That guy had a 3gauge through his---
Ooh! Am I in trouble? Are you going to punish me? Please?
Hey, look at that maid outfit! and the cop and...and the...OMG!
4. What childhood trauma do you most identify with?
I always had crappy Halloween costumes.
Some kid tricked me into eating poop.
You got caught stealing food, once.
One time I stapled my finger.
My mom always bought me ugly shoes.
One time I walked in on my parents....
My big sister/brother tied me to a chair.
Uh....I don't know what the hell kind of childhood -you- had. mine was normal.
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