Are You Really A Virgin?

go off into a day dream and have your friends wake you up saying you were drooling
look away and act embarrassed
start talking about all the chances you have/had like the one you see
ask yourself out loud why you cant be like that

you have no problem putting on the condom in class
your face turns red when your teacher mentions the
you ask a lot of questions because you don't know what to expect
you try to act all hard but when they ask you to demonstrate you say no

hear a sexy song come on the radio and you ride tiger and his spring in his tail busts
you turn it off cause it reminds you of the chance you once had
you put it away because you had Tiger with your boyfriend at one time
you feel really awkward when you mom comes in the door to wake you up