1. Are you currently in a relationship?
Yes
No
2. How many sexual partners have you had in your life?
100 or more
30-100
20-30
10-20
5-10
Less than 5
3. How many time have you had sex in your life?
3000 or more
1000-3000
500-1000
100-500
20-100
5-20
Under 5
4. If your partner asked you to engage in something particularly filthy (Golden Shower, Bondage, TVS, Beastiality, Dress up like a school boy/girl to be spanked, Cover each other in peanut butter and dance around to David Hasselhoff) your reply would be:
Yes
Give me another drink
Ahhh.....hmmmm
Oh God....You're funny
No
5. You have just performed oral sex on your partner and as they orgasm you sense that the bodily fluids coming from them is not what you expect. You stop, you sniff, you stick your tongue out and taste. You just got pee'd on. Do you:
Return the favour
Do Nothing
Say Nothing
Get up and go shower
Go to therapy
Wonder what that tart taste is
6. You have been invited to be an extra in a Porn film. At the last second one of the actors/actresses gets injured and the director turns to you to fill in the role. It's freezing cold, the rest of the actors/actresses are professional porn actors and are so look the part. It requires you getting naked, dancing naked and having an orgy with 7 other people, do you:
Step up
Think about it
Compare yourself to the others before making any sort of decision
Decline
Say No
Ogle the pretty porno people
Run away, arms flailing, screaming and make human sized holes in the set walls
7. How often you do look at/watch any kind of porn?
Often
Sometimes
Occassionally
Rarely
Never, porn = the devil
8. You lose a bet with a friend which requires you to try and have sex with the next person that you make eye contact with, do you:
Step up
Look for an attractive member of the opposite sex
Use your periphial vision in hopes of finding someone
Laugh and pretend to look around
Hastily avert your eyes from all
9. Do you think its better to make your partner orgasm before you do?
It matters little i'm energiser fucking bunny
It depends how long they take
Yes
I try my best
I whine about my best
No
10. If you had a choice where would you prefer to have sex?
Anywhere
Almost anywhere
Waterfalls
Indoors, where its nice and warm and away from prying eyes
In my big red shiny sports car
No
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