Are you ready to have a baby?

Yes, I love them!
No, they're the worst!

Well duh he/she can wait, I mean I am making out with my boyfriend.
I am on the computer, and I mean he/she can't be crying for something to important because he/she is just a baby.
Of course I would run to them right away. My baby needs me!
It could be something important. He/she could be sick, or someone could be trying to take him/her, oh my god why am I wasting my time explaining this to you? My baby needs me!

Breast feeding is more natural and healthier.
Formula, I don't need a perv child sucking on my tits.