What Kind Of Animal Are You In Bed?

No, never that's not my job
Hell ya closed mouths don't get fed
Some times, we take turns
I don't know what to do?
Hell yea i have seen enough movies to know what to do!
Hell yeah I have been doing this long enough to know how to get into her pants

Bottom I wouldn't know what to do up there
Top i like to be in control
Doesn't matter as long as I'm getting some
Bottom like the view
Top I like the view
Doesn't matter as long as Idon't have to do all the work

Hell yea, better than sex
What's that?
I would rather give than receive
I would rather do that than something else
Hell yeah I could never turn it down
I wouldn't even know what to do if I even did it

Lets cuddle and talk about our day
I am gonna hop in the shower
Are you hungry, you want me to fix you something to eat?
I want to sleep
Was that good for you?
Do you need a ride home or can you walk?

Eww, only one person at a time!
I'd do a five-some!
Only if i was in a relationship and we both agreed on it
Ummmm, I just learned what to do with one person...
Bring it on 2, 3 or 4!
Ummm, I don't think that is right.

Scream and try to throw him out the window
Calmly put him in the closet and put his clothes under the bed so you can finish once the coast is clear
I would never disrespect my parents house like that
I got a lock on my door who cares if they come home
I would ask 'em to nicely leave out the nearest exit
My parents wouldn't even come to the door.