7 Deadly Sins!

I'll do anything for some spare cash! Armed robbery, whatever!
I've done my fair share of taking, but hasn't everybody?
I've never stole a thing in my life! :0

I spend an average of 2-3 hours (or more) in the mirror everyday staring at my beautiful face.. And geeks are so gross!!
I spend a bit of time in front of the mirror in the morning.. And do brag a bit when I win..
I have more important things to do than waste my life on unatural beauty, I have priorities y'know.

I hardly ever get mad, but when I do, I settle it with words..
WHERES MY FUCKING SHOTGUN!?!?
I use violence every now and then..

Lets just say all-you-can-eat is a personal challange!!
I never eat anymore than I need to.
Well, seconds never hurt anyone! or extra desert..

I hate that guy thats always beating me at my favourite game!
I will KILL anyone who thinks they are a worthy opponent!!
I am actually happy for people who beat me..

No way! I'd rather be single
SEX! SEX! FUCKING! SEX! 69 ... NOW!!
I'm not a virgin at least..

I havn't worked a day in my life, I talk my way out of everything
I never, EVER skimp out on doing my chores!
I'll do the important stuff, but the rest can wait

Pride / Vanity
Greed
Gluttony
Anger
Envy
Lust
Sloth
ALL OF THEM!!
None of them..