1. You accidentely hit a man while driving in your car. What do you do?
Call the police to get help, even though you might get in trouble
Leave him in the middle of the road, and quickly drive away!
Pull him to the side of the road, and try to help hm. At least you tried!
2. How often do you go to church?
Once a month or so
Almost every week!
Church? I'd rather sleep in!
3. if you were on a deserted island with nothing except you and a stranger, what would you eat?
Kill the stranger and use him as bait, and if that doesn't work, I guess they'll have to do!
Eat grass and dirt if neccesary!
Try to kill any animal possible
4. On that island, you happen to find a pineapple tree. What do you do?
Eat them all! Screw the stranger!
Split it up equally!
Eat a few, then split it up.
5. You find ten thousand dollars in a wallet on the road. What do you do?
Keep it1 Finders Keepers, Losers Weeperes!
Look for the man, and then turn it in to the police if you don't find them
Look for them, but if you can't find it, keep it!
6. You are....
Single, but not a virgin
Gay
always helping others
a volunteer firefighter
a murderer
someone who always says Holy SH--
someone that cheats on a loved one
a vegeterian
saddistic
7. Who is the most important person in your life?
God
My parents
Nobody. Everyone sucks.
Osama Bin Laden
Satan
my friends
my siblings
I am!
8. You are on a plane with a preist, a 5 year old child, and the biggest jerk alive. The plane is crashing but there are only 3 parachutes. What do you do?
Take the jerk's parachute and jump!
Let them have the parachutes
Just take one and jump. As long as I'm safe, I'm fine!
