1. What do you do with your spare time?
Plot revenge on stupid people that deserve to die
Eat. . . oo . . .is that a cake? Can I have some?
I stare at my wall because it's fun.
sex. . .
2. What is something you most definitely do NOT do?
Wear modest clothes
Give to charity
Diet
Program computers for Dell or IBM
3. When you last had a conversation, what was it about?
Food. Oh, and Food.
I was conversing with my partner in crime about out next . . .little job
I was talking online with all my cute little friends about how hot Johnny Depp is!
I was telling my friend about last night at this bar. ..
4. When you buy a fragrance, what are you trying to smell like?
Something. . . sultry
I don't wear fragrance. . . my victims might pick up the scent
Is Pizza an option?
Uh . . .what was the question again? I didn't hear you because I was staring at some flies
5. What do you believe in?
Whatever you want me to . . .
I'm an athiest
Is there a God of food?
Duh?
6. When was the last time you attended organized religious services?
Last week . . .I listened to every word but I'm still really vengeful. . .
I couldn't go. I was eating 2nd breakfast
I was um . . .busy
Huh? Were you talking to me? Wow.
7. Do you have a online blog?
No. I'm much to busy plotting revenge!
Yes, and I fill it full of detailed accounts my conquests
Yes. Mine is filled with my favorite recipes
Yes ! Lyk3, of COURSE I have one! OMG, who doesn't?
8. Do you have more than five friends?
Yeah, and they all come with benefits too
Well I did, until four of them pissed me off and I murdered them . . .I put them in the basement and sometimes I go down to talk to them. . .
My friend is my fridge
Like, OMGZ, I have SO many friends! Wanna meet them?
9. Will you rate this quiz?
Maybe. . .what will you do for me, huh, baby?
: :must. . . .restrain . . .anger. . . ::
As soon as I'm done with this doughnut
Like, Sure! Can my cute little ditzy friends rate it too?
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