What Kind of Celeb Would You Be?

I'm going to perform a ballad I wrote about my ex. It's a beautiful, lilting song that will break the hearts all over the world.
I will perform the ending of monologue of Blanche Dubois from A Street Car Named Desire
Oh, I'm hoping I can just be myself and people will see the inner star in me.
Ummm... I have to do something? That sux. Can't I just sit there and be pretty?

I know how to rip it up. Partying is my middle name. I know the when and where of everything hot and happening, so people just automatically want to join me in whatever I do.
I have a certain charisma that people are just attracted to. I can tell a story and keep people entertained for hours. It's a gift!
People like me because I'm so down to earth and real. I'm never fake to anyone and I think people appreciate my honest nature.
I'm really popular, so people just naturally flock to me. Every one wants to be around someone with natural star quality.

I really kind of like VH1 and E!
Fuse. They actually have real music videos versus MTV and VH1.
I would never BE home to watch television. I have far too much of a social life for that.
I would probably turn on TMC or AMC. They have the best films.

I was seen with a hot guy/girl at the premier of The Born Ultimatum. They're always speculating about my love life. Don't they care about anything else?
Oh that I was partying at LAX and everyone wanted to be at my table, as per usual.
That I know how to live it up. I was probably seen partying at Bungalow 8. And when we were done at the club we ended up at someone's house and just tore that s**t up! A television might have accidentally fallen out of a window.
Everyone thinks I'm the wholesome, down to earth, girl/guy next door. So they're just looking for a scandal. Like my firing my assistant, even though she was totally stealing from me.

Ummm, money! Hello, we have to have it get to where we want to go in luxury.
An i-pod full of good tunes. Music is essential to a good ride.
Good friends. It's important to always be surround by them no matter where you go.
Some awesome DVDs. You can watch a ton of good films in eight hours.

I would hope that they will still see me around doing promotions for the various charities I support.
I want my CDs living on their shelves. My albums will be played over and over again.
They don't HAVE to remember me. I'll always be rich and fabulous. My moment of fame was just a bonus.
I would love people to remember me for my fabulous Academy Award winning performance.