Who's Your Hollywood Mom?

She loves black leather and wife beaters, but she dresses up for special occasions.
She dresses pretty tame and ''mom'' like.
If she's even wearing clothes, it's probably something see-through.
She's always changing up her look. I never know what she's going to wear next!

She's never adopted before, but she might consider it one day.
Absolutely! She loves adopting children in need of a good home.
She's more likely to put the kids she already has up for adoption!
Adoption is so hot, of course she's into it!

You can do anything you put your mind to, even rule the world!
If your lover cheats on you, don't take him/her back. Have some self-respect.
Always question authority and always lend a helping hand.
Always wear clean underwear. Scratch that: Always wear underwear. She's trying to work on that one herself.

She'll drive me over and everything will be fine. The paparazzi don't chase us much these days.
She'll attempt to drive me, but we'll probably get pulled over by the cops.
She flies me over in her private plane! But we might take a detour out of the country...
She calls up the limo and the driver drops me off, or she'll just call the school and have them cancel it for everyone.

Actually, I don't know that she does.
She tells me how much she loves me.
She takes me with her everywhere!
She wants me to be exactly like her.