1. What kind of movies do you like?
Action.
Adventure.
Romance.
Romantic Comedy.
Comedy.
Foreign.
Gore.
Scary.
Foreign.
Independent.
2. Where do you think Jimmy Hoffa is?
I think he's dead.
In Tahiti.
He was imprisoned here in the U.S. until his death in 1981.
He changed his name to Jenny and had a sex change, married in 1979, and lived in Nebraska until he/she died in 1991.
He was dismembered and buried under several of the football stadiums in the U.S.
Living with 2Pac and Kurt Cobain off the coast of Maui.
Swimmin' with the fishes.
Living comfortably at the ripe old age of 93 in a retirement home in Kentucky under an assumed name.
I really have no idea.
Who is Jimmy Hoffa and who cares?
3. Finish the sentence: "I need money so I am going to..."
get a job.
ask my parents.
sell drugs.
sell my body.
pimp my friends.
have a yard sale.
sell my soul to the Devil.
set up a kool-aid stand.
sell a kidney on the black market.
rob a convenient store.
4. I consider myself to be...
Outgoing.
Shy.
Funny.
Loud.
Sentimental.
Snobby.
Annoying.
A loner.
Friendly.
Overdramatic.
5. I like to play or watch the following sport:
Football.
Baseball.
Basketball.
Hockey.
Soccer.
Tennis.
Golf.
Cheering.
Poker.
Either it's not listed or I'm not really into sports.
6. If seven people meet each other and each shakes hands only once with each of the others, how many handshakes will there have been?
Seven.
Twelve.
Forty-two.
Fifty-six.
Twenty-one.
What kind of question is this? Who cares!
I don't know.
Uh...yeah. I'll guess 35.
Please do not make me think.
The correct answer is pi times 3.5 divided by 18 and multiplied by negative 5.
7. Which of the following vegetables is your favorite?
Carrots.
Peas.
Squash.
Corn.
Green beans.
Potatoes.
Celery.
Brussel sprouts.
Broccoli.
Either it's not listed or I hate vegetables.
I love all vegetables.
8. How many letters are in your first name?
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
Six.
Seven.
Eight.
Nine.
Ten.
Eleven or more.
9. If you could could have any one of the following superpowers but had to give up it's counterpart, what would you choose?
I would have super strength, but I would have to give up my sense of smell.
I would have X-ray vision, but would have to give up my sense of touch.
I would have the ability to fly, but would have to give up my sense of taste.
I would have the ability to be invisible, but would have to give up my sense of hearing.
I would be able to breath under water but would have to give up my sense of sight.
I would be able to stop speeding bullets but would have to give up the use of my legs.
I would be able to heal people by touching them, but would have to give up my memory.
I would be able to run faster than the speed of light, but woud have to give up the use of my hands.
I would be psychic, knowing what was in the past, present, and future, but I would have to give up the use of my legs.
I would have the gift of teleportation, but I would have to give up the use of my thumbs.
10. Ok...last question. Which of the following is your favorite fruit?
Strawberry.
Banana.
Apple.
Orange.
Grapes.
Pears.
Peach.
Blueberry.
Raspberry.
Either it's not listed, or I don't really care for fruit.