What School Of Magic Are You?

great at practical jokes!
dark, gloomy and generally a wet blanket.
AMAZINGLY HYPER!
Very social. I have many friends that show up whenever I need them!
Strange. Weird. Odd. Peculiar.

The center of attention, making decisions and ordering people around.
Putting them together. My friends always fall apart without me around.
Looking so cool! Brimming with energy! Drinking coffee against the wishes of my friends!
Mixing things up. Defying expectations.
Laughing hysterically. The fools won't know what hit them...

It changes alot. I can never decide on a color or even substance...
Something realistic. I mean, amazingly real. Really.
It's what credit cards are for!
The deepest black, the kind that makes dark matter look like sunshiny rainbows.
Every color! Everywhere!

I don't question, I ANSWER!
what is real anyway?
Where does everything come from?
What awaits us after death? Aside from myself, that is.
what is substance?

flexibility.
Tons of people that help me out.
control and willpower.
enthusiasm and spirit.
wits and cunning.

with alot of help from others.
head on!
through changing conditions.
with my head.
by means no one else would dare use.

Rejection. My friends don't really like me, it'd be bad for them to get out of hand...
Being alone. Something would have to very wrong for that to happen.
Fear itself. I'm too busy using other peoples fear to be afraid of anything else.
Capacitors. They STORE energy? So wrong!
Homogeny. If everything was the same, I'd lose my individuality and probably my golden-fish-scale clothing.