1. You wake up and hear the emergency broadcast system. the very first thing you do is...
Barricade your house, count your friends, and arm yourself.
Pray to the god of your choice for deliverance, safety and a pony.
Don your swimming trunks, arctic gear, hang-glider and climbing pitons.
Eat breakfast. There is only so much you can do against the ethereal forces of the universe.
PENICILIN!
Hide away into your shelter while grumbling about Don Dellilo, arms treaties and human folly.
2. Your Cat, Doctor fluffles, is outside and in trouble!
Stay the hell inside. Fluffles will not be the cute cuddly companion he once was by the time you get there...
Rescue Fluffles by chopping, slicing, batting and gunning down any obstacle in your way! (he'll make good bait later on...)
You can't save cinders...poor doctor fluffles. It was, of course, an inevitability.
Hope the tornado lifts Doctor Fluffles away from the magma and into the safety of that hurricane eye.
You warily pick up Doctor Fluffles...the real danger here is invisible, and who knows what the cat will drag in...
Use Doctor Fluffles as bait to catch the tasty tasty crunchy crunchy locusts! Wait...where's Doctor Fluffles?
3. Well, time to get a move on. What's your ride of choice?
That truck from Dante's Peak, talk about firestone tires!
That SUV, with bullet-and-insect-proof windshields... and extra wiper power!
Tank. Period.
One of those nifty, flying lizards that seems to have appeared recently. Also, it eats pigeons...
Spaceship. I'll come back when everyone is...sanitized.
Submarine. I was there when this all happened, and I'm safe now suckers!
4. So, what's your favorite food in this brave new world?
I hear bugs are a great source of protein! I'll say grace anyway...
Anything that's not glowing or trying to crawl away...
Canned food is nice...and sterile...Ah! Botchulism!
It's easy pickings at the supermarket these days.
I'm not sure anymore... Those berries bit me the other day...
Not much, the fruit's all frozen and the beef is overdone!
5. Weapons?
Anything you can find. Guns, machetes, baseball bats, pointed sticks and chairs! Go for the head!
Lead suits. The best offense is a good defense?
Hand wipes and soap!
Actually, they don't like towels. BACK FIENDS!
Raid. Well, and Jesus, but he doesn't have the firepower...
There's no fighting Mother Nature.
6. Things settle down and you and your friends have to craft the next society. What's your lesson?
Burn the dead. THEN bury them.
Childrens' songs! Everyone will remember the horror and tragedy preserved as a children's song!
Arms races are all fun and games until everyone gets irradiated.
More ozone. Less cars.
Lesson? LESSON?! I'm a potted plant fending off the demonic bastard children of my housecat and you want me to pour forth wisodm?!
Maybe we shouldn't have the Jews build our pyramids...
Quiz Match
