1. You just finshed highschool. what do you do now?
go straight to college
I decide not to go to college.
2. Okay, you applied for a college. WHICH college?
Harvard
What's a "college"?
3. Okay, you were accepted into a college. What subject most interests you?
helping sick people
animal study
4. You decide to go out for a sport. You can either try out for: Basketball, Baseball, or Football. You choose:
All three. You have time.
Baseball
Basketball
5. You finally graduate from college. Yay! What degree did you get?
Bachelor's Degree
Master's Degree
Um, what's a 'degree'?
6. Your parents are sick of paying your rent, and make you sign up for a waiter/waitress job. At the interview, you:
are considered so smart your hired to TRAIN the OTHER newcomers
popped gum the whole time
informed the interviewer that the scar on his arm was infected, and that if he gave you the job, you'd heal it for him, (Bribes)
are so filthy the interviewer tells you to take a freaking bath
7. You were accepted for the job. When your sallary comes, a coworker notices you got more money than they have. You say it's because you did overtime, but the REAL reason is:
you offered him a bribe of 20 bucks a week to give you an extra 75 on each pay check
you offered to redo his hideos bedroom, and that he could pay you by adding the bill to your paycheck
you really DID to overtime
you slept with him
