1. Do you swear?
Sure, but no one listens
Swears are OK, but like to say Squirrel better. Squirrel is a funny word!
Of course, what a stupid question
All the fucking time, Bitch
I swear when I feel like it
2. Do you get into fights?
No, poeple don't notice me
It wasn't my fault! The leprechaun told me to burn things!
You can't really call it a fight because we all know who's gonna win - me!
yep, but its just a laugh with mates, nothin serious
What's the point?
3. Do you have a lot of friends?
I've spent the last 4 hours in my room taking stupid online quizzes, what do you think?
Tonnes! My friends rule!
Yep, and plenty of enemies too... mwahahaha!
What is life without mates to help you get stoned? shit.
I don't get on well with other people
4. What do you believe?
I don't know what to believe in anymore. If there is a God, he's a donkey raping shit eater for doing what he did to me
So many religions, so little truth! I guess I have my wn one, my own little world of rainbows, butterflies and chainsaws...
I believe in heirarchy. Some people are just plain better than everyone else!
Shit, I don't have time for philosophy! Bring on the booze!
I believe that death, pain and suffering are part of life and no one gets out of life alive