1. What's your favorite kind of food?
Anything made of... Meat! Anything that ever walked on two legs... Or four... Or whatever.
Vegetarian, of course... Well, most of the time...
Food? No! It could be poisoned!
BEEF!
FOOD?! MMMM... Anything loaded with carbs... Pasta anyone?
2. If you could kill anyone, how would you do it?
Lock them in prison and let them rot there for months until they die... People eventually stop asking questions...
Pour boiling lead down their throat!!!
I'm not sure... I'd have to ask around... Get some creative ideas...
Shoot them, burn them, gas them, make them rot... Whatever makes them dead.
Depends... Line them up and shoot them... Or just make them disappear...
3. Who do you look up to?
My daddy!
My ancestors... There is knowledge to be found in the past...
Ummm... Those who have money and give me stuff when I need it.
Look up to? Hah! I am great, I am powerful, I am supreme! I look up to none, and all look up to me!
Look up to...? Look up...? Up at what? HEADS UP?! IS SOMEONE TRYING TO KILL ME?!
4. How often do you bathe?
Bathe...? What's that mean?
Whenever I'm told to...
Once a day... Have to look good for the TV...
Who's asking, and why...?
Twice a day keeps the cooties away...
5. If you could have any kind of organization do your bidding, what kind would it be?
Secret Police... But good-looking, dignified ones... You know, the kind that walk the street and scare the crap out of everyone.
Night-stalkers... Silent and ruthless... Once you see them, you're already dead.
A MASSIVE, brain-washed army using its muscle to PLOW through ANYTHING standing in its way.
I don't know about that one... I'd need to get political and financial aid of course...
A mob of bloodthirsty savages! People with no remorse or repentance for their actions!
6. What's your favorite kind of pet?
A big, loyal, dependable dog... Must have a dog to stand at your side.
Anything HUGE that I can ride!!!
A pet...? Mmmm... Anything I can eat... How about a pig?
Pets...? Pets carry diseases and they could kill me...
A little dog! Little doggies are so cute!
7. How do you think you're going to die?
Die! IMPOSSIBLE! NONE could kill me! I am invincible!
Hmmm... Probably of old age... Somewhere peaceful, safe and secure... And with my wife.
Die? I don't know, I don't think very far in the future.
I'm not sure... I have to be careful... Have to please everyone so they don't murder me...
POISONING! They're going to poison me... They're all out to get me...
8. A man questions your power and authority, claiming your position is rightfully his... How do you deal with him...?
Fight him one on one to the death!
Me? Authority, in charge...? Oh yes, yes of course, I am powerful. I'd send him to someone else to deal with.
I'd commit slander against him, lambaste him and try to dirty his name... Then I'd smile, shake his hand and give him a flag or a pin.
PUBLIC EXECUTION ANYONE?! None can question my greatness! Or maybe just have him assassinated in the night... Not sure...
I'd have him locked in a nice, dark prison... He won't wake up tomorrow morning...
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