Do you need anger managment??

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1. Your walking down the road(left foot right foot left foot right foot) and you suddenly see a doller. a midget comes and grabs it and hops on a tricycle... do you
Chase him down and pummel his ass
Hop in the car and make him feel the fury of your front bumper.. then take the doller then procceed to spit in his face.
Say oh well... it was only a doller and he seemed like he needed it
Grab some booze from your inside coat pocket and take a huge swig. Then you unhoalster a .22 magnum and blow a hole the size of a grapefruit in him

2. Your in the car listening to your favorite song... when all of a sudden you hear your passenger start to murder the song you then...
Turn it up and drown him out
Lean over and pull his door handle and kick him out of the car.
Unhook his seatbeal and while he struggles to put it on you pull the emergancy brake and send him out the window.
Pull out a lead pipe you have stashed on the side your chair and hit him in the adams apple.

3. Your sitting in the theater when some jerk's cell goes off you..
Snap his neck like the fine and dandy Steven Sigal
Yell profanity at him then throw popcorn
Quitly pull out your handy dandy .22 magnum and plug holes in the guy





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