1. Are you currently dating someone?
Yes! I’m so in love!
No, but I believe love is on its way!
Yeah, but I feel like our relationship is falling apart.
No, I just got out of a messy relationship.
Not at all. It’s been...well..never, since I dated someone.
No. S/he broke my heart, stomped on it, and then flushed it down the toilet.
2. What’s your idea of a perfect relationship?
I’m not sure, I haven’t had a lot of experience to base an idea off of.
Such things don’t exist. Relationships are just two selfish people lying to each other for their own benefit.
I don’t believe in perfect, I just believe in two people giving a relationship everything they’ve got.
Never leaving that ''honeymoon'' feeling at the beginning of a relationship.
3. It’s date night! Where are you and your honey headed?
To a sweet, little, romantic Italian restaurant.
I don’t have a date. I told you, I’m not dating anyone. How could I go on a date?
Probably to the movies? I don’t know. Dates always seem so boring.
To the club! I’m gunna shake what my momma gave me until a honey comes up behind me!
4. If you had it your way, cheating would be...
Non-existent. If you’re not happy, get out of the relationship!
So legal! Why can’t you have your cake and eat your ice cream too?
What it is now, for morons who can’t handle their own egos.
5. In your opinion, do true love and the idea of soul mates exist?
No, stupid Hallmark cards and fairy tales fill our brains with crud.
Yes! I know because I’m in it now!
I sure hope so!
Maybe? I don’t know that everyone finds their match, however.
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