What kind of old person will you be?

Whatever is safe... everyone's trying to get me...
Fuck You!
Artsy things... Painting, poetry, beads
Making the world a better place
why do you want to know?
Getting people motivated! I love sports!
nothing
I like crafts... like cooking and knitting

It's all about the government... they planted that shit... to kill us
I smoke... what's it to you?
Cigarettes aren't good
Darn those cigarettes! I can't stand them! Polluting our air and corrupting our children! The smell alone makes me sick!
I smoke on my long walks through town
No sir don't like smoking! Bad for your body! Makes you run slow!
I smoke when I can afford them after I buy crack... and food...
Oh no... smoking is bad for children...

Holidays are a conspiracy...
Who cares... fuck off!
Oh valentines day is great! All the craft opportunities! all the glitter possibilities!
Kids aren't thankful enough these days... Especially for their families... Thanksgiving is a good day to remind them of that...
I just watch people...
Holidays are a weakness! No time for your slacking!
Lots of free beer on St Patricks Day
Christmas... All the cookies and presents... and knitted sweaters...

I don't work for the government... gotta be under the table so that they don't stalk me...
I worked for so long... so fuck you!
Ooooh... anything that I can help people with art... something that involves painting...
a homemaker.... I take care of my kids and go to a lot of anti smoking protests so I don't have too much time for work...
Undertaker
Sports coach! Gotta get these kids to be winners!
I don't work
Well I could sell cookies

They're all out to steal something from me
I hate them... those bastards
They make such pretty cards
They are tomorrows future so we must protect them from the corruption of todays society
I just watch them... I don't care...
We gotta motivate them! Better clean up their acts!
I like it when they throw me pennies...
Oh I love them! They are so cute!

bake cookies... or play with kids
try to get people to give me money
play some sports
go for a walk at 5am
Carpool!
make a necklace out of macaroni noodles
Shut you up!
pretend I'm doris day

colors are for leprechans
I don't care... didn't I tell you to fuck off!?
oh all ther colors are great! I love colors... especialls bright colors!
my local schools team colors
black
red white and blue
brown
something warm... like green or brown...
pink

i don't know... I don't remember much
fuck you!
no.. you express yourself better through art
oh my no... my ears aren't garbage cans for you to dump in..
I don't talk much
only if it helps get things done
sure do
I just don't feel comfortable cursing