1. When answering this question, try to be as honest as possible. Also, answer in your true gender! The point of this question is to find out what turns you on. Scenario: You see two girls kissing. At first, you divert your eyes, but you can't help noticing that their hands are starting to move downstairs, under one anothers' skirts. You...?
Girl: I am disgusted. I feel like slapping them both about a bit. I can' t even look, it makes me feel ill.
Girl: It does nothing for me, so I just divert my eyes and leave them to it.
Girl: I'm curious, and I do try to get in a few sneaky peaks, but it's not my thing, really.
Girl: It looks kinda hot, but i'd rather have a guy reaching under my skirt, thanks very much!
Girl: I try to keep my eyes away, but i'm interested! I would like to have a guy OR girl reaching under my skirt!
Girl: NICE :D I wouldn't mind a guy doing it, but the idea of a girl gettin' it on with me just turns me on!
Girl: It's my thing, deffinately! Looks like fun! I suppose it would be ok if there were guys in it, too, though...
Girl: Oh yes, very nice! Lesbian action all the way!
Girl: Sounds like FUN! No straight people allowed though. No guys. No way. I hate straight people.
Guy: Gross. People of the same sex going at it makes me feel sick.
Guy: Two girls gettin' it on just does it for me!
Guy: It's hot! It would be just as hot if it were a girl and a guy, though!
Guy: It doesn't really do too much for me. I'd prefer two guys.
Guy: Good. It doesn't turn me on -- gay guys only -- but it's miles better than horrible straight porn!
2. Answer in your true gender! The point of this question is to find out what turns you on. Scenario: You are on a train when you notice two guys getting pretty close nearby. They are kissing and touching one another. You notice that they are both hard, and before you know it, one undoes his zipper and the other starts sucking him. Hot?
Guy: No. How dare you even suggest that? It's horrific. Not suitable for a public forum!
Guy: No, but hey, whatever get's you hard! I would have preffered two girls!
Guy: Well, it didn't NOT turn me on, but it's not really my thing at all.
Guy: Yeah, it was pretty hot, but I would have far rathered it were a guy and a girl, or two girls.
Guy: It was a turn on, yeah! Mind you, I liked the idea of lesbians, too...
Guy: Yeah! I don't mind lesbians, but that was more of a turn on that the first one!
Guy: Oh God yeah. Having girls in it wouldn't have mattered, but I like it as it is!
Guy: Yes, that was hot! I LOVE gay action!
Guy: Oh hell yeah. Two guys! I can't stand it when people try to bring in girls!
Girl: No. That's really just wrong. Makes me feel sick.
Girl: Well, it would have been better if it was a straight girl and a straight guy, so I could pretend I was her...
Girl: Pretty hot, yeah! I would have likes to have some girls in there too, though.
Girl: Not at all. Guys just really don't do anything for me. But if they're having fun, then whatever...
Girl: Better than a guy and a girl going at it! I really resent how hetero-fuelled porn is!
3. Q3) In work/college/school, a new employee introduces themselves and tells you that they are gay. They are the same sex as you. How do you react?
Avoid them at all costs. I bet as soon as my back is turned they'll try to bend me over, or come onto me. I don't want to catch 'gayness.'
Just like normal. No reason to treat them differently, just on account of them being gay.
I don't avoid them; i'm kind of curious, though, as to how someone gay acts.
If they're attractive, they may feature in the odd dream, but I prefer people of the opposite sex!
I wonder if they may be interested in some purely fun sex with one or two people of the opposite sex?!
Mmmm... potential sex or partner... mmm... they may not share my small love of straight people, though... :(
Ok, cool, they're gay. Whatever. I'm more curious about the straight people. I know what it's like to be gay, but how about straight?
I think about maybe trying to get a date with them. They look like they could be some fun!
YAY! A gay person! Most of these crappy people are straight. I could pull them! Prove i'm gay!
4. Q4) You're out shopping, but have forgotten it's gay MardiGras season! What do you do?
Run and hide/Stand and fight. I don't want to spend too long near the gays!
It doesn't really bother me beyond worrying if it's going to mean the shop ques are longer...
I hang about, lingering quietly and observing. I'm interested, and a little nervous, in case they notice i'm not gay.
It doesn't bother me, and looks kinda fun, but i'm still more interested in the opposite sex, sorry!
BRILLIANT. Gays looking for a party, AND confused straights! Sound.Like.Fun!
I like mardi gras! It's great to see so many gay people, so I stay and party! I don't mind the few straight people about!
Mardi Gras is great! I peer around curiously for any confused straight people that may have come...
Fun! I love mardi gras season! There is such an ecclectic mix of people there!
YAY! GAY! There had better not be any straight people there growls
5. You turn on the TV one day and see that Blue Peter are breaking lots of rules by doing a childrens show on homosexuality. What do you think?
I'm furious. I write to the BBC about how angry their polluting young minds makes me.
Wow, that's new! It's good that they're letting kids know that it's ok to be what you are, even if it doesn't really involve me
Neato! I'm more interested in people of the opposite sex, but I'll watch... it's... always good to learn about new things!
I often have gay thoughts, so i'm glad they're saying it's ok. Generally, I prefer straight relationships, but I am ok with all things gay!
Great! But, I sometimes feel that a lot of emphasis is put of being gay, when so many more people are bi...
That's good news. I am quite gay - even though I often have straight thoughts - so i'm glad they're saying that it's alright!
I watch it all. I hope that they will do something on what it's like to be straight, but I doubt they will...
Good! I'm often worried that they don't give enough information to young people on homosexuality.
THANK FUCK FOR THAT! They should be doing loads of reports on it to balnce out the amount of STRAIGHT stuff!
6. Why did you take this quiz?
I dunno. I already know i'm straight so it was stupid. I don't care what you say.
Well, I know i'm straight, but I suppose I was kind of interested.
I'm confused, ok? I think i'm a bit gay...
I'm pretty sure that i'm straight, but I have weird gay thoughts...
Just for fun!
I'm pretty sure that i'm gay, but I have weird straight thoughts...
I'm confused, ok? I think i'm a bit straight...
Well, I know i'm gay, but I suppose I was kind of interested...
I dunno. I already know i'm gay so I just wanted to prove that i'm the gayest of all...
