Why Hasn’t Your Crush Asked You Out Yet?

I was cruising his or her myyearbook page and contemplating about sending a birthday greeting. I didn’t do it, but I thought about it.
I was at my crush’s birthday party singing happy birthday to him or her like the rest of his or her friends.
Umm, I was driving by his or her house to see if he or she had a party going on. I mean I knew that they probably would have something going on, I just wanted to see if it was like a big party that I could just drop in on.
Ummm, I was on the phone with him or her. He or she invited me to go out with all of his or her friends for their birthday, but I didn’t feel it was appropriate to say yes. I mean he or she was probably only asking me because I over heard them talking about it.

I won’t do anything, but typically he or she will send me a message or two and I’ll respond. I like that.
I IM him or her immediately and start telling him or her about everything going on in my life. Even if they don’t respond at least they’ll know a little bit more about me.
It depends, sometimes we’ll say hi if we have something to say to one another, but mostly we don’t really talk all that much.
Ummm, nothing. I shouldn’t even technically have this person’s IM. I just randomly got it.

Well we’ve exchanged IM names, so maybe we’ll talk a bit over the summer.
I’m going to find out where he or she works, figure out their schedule and make sure to visit as much as I can.
Well, he or she gave me their number and asked me to an end of school party. I’m not sure if I’m going to go though. I don’t really know what it means.
I’ll make sure to check his or her social networking profile occasionally just to remind myself what they look like.

Umm, usually they know when they see me talking to someone for a long period of time and then denying that I have any connection with that person whatsoever.
I become all crazy and talk about nothing else.
Oh my friends never really know.
Well we spend a lot of time sitting an analyzing what this or that interaction really means.

I’m pretty stealth, like a lion.
I’m like a snake. I just in there and just gobble them whole.
I’m social, like a dog. I just talk and interact easily.
I’m ostrich. I stick my face in the ground and don’t remove it until they’ve passed.