How Pure Are You?

Not sure. I mean it is a really cute skirt.
I know why, but I don’t think it’s appropriate. Everyone needs to mind their own business.
Probably the same reason my head is turning, though I wish I hadn’t looked. I feel badly now.
Umm, cause they want some of that just like I do.

When I've been doin' the nasty for too long, duh!
When I use the exercise bike too long at the gym. Ouch!
Umm, well, I guess you’re referring to sex, maybe? Is that right?
Haha, that’s so not funny! Although I totally know what you’re talking about.

Umm, well, I know, but I’m not going to say (out loud at least).
Probably something having to do with religion.
Haha! Yeah I know this one. Heck I know them all. I practically invented this joke.
Oh well, I don’t know how it ends, but you definitely caught my attention.

I was making out with my crush on the beach when suddenly I got to second base. That’s when I woke up. I was probably startled awake by the shock.
I was making out with the school hottie right in the middle of the hallway. I don’t know what happened, one minute we were walking past each other and the next minute we were locking lips.
I’d tell you, but you might be absolutely scandalized. Lets just say it happened in a public place and it gave a whole new meaning to the word dirty deed.
I was with the person I really really like and we finally consummated our relationship. It was the first time I ever did it and it was absolutely perfect.