1. Ding! Ding! Ding! The clock has struck midnight. It is your time of the night. What do you intend to do?
I want to go out and seduce a beautiful young thing. I’ll lure it back to my castle, take my pleasure and then take their life! I hate midnight. It’s when all of my cravings come up. I will try to stay in my lair and avoid the scent of blood. I’m going out to hunt baby. I need a juicy morsel . I’m going to stare at my beautiful true love. I’m going to go into the world and use my super human abilities to hunt for evil doers. They’re the only ones who deserve to die.
2. Everyone has a great story about how they became a vampire. So tell us, how did you turn into what you are today?
I was given no choice. Al I remember is being told to drink or die. A beast ripped me a apart and left me for dead, but I was crafty. I ripped into its flesh and drank some of it blood before I was completely devoured. It was so long ago I hardly remember. I see myself mostly as a sire. Someone who thought he or she loved me gave me the eternal kiss. A kind vampire saw that I was near death and gave me the choice between eternal life or death. I chose to live.
3. Some have accused you of being a little obsessive compulsive, but really you’re just incredibly focused on what you want. So tell us, what is the object of your desire right now?
Right now my issue is helping to cure world hunger. I know it could be done if I just put my mind and infinite amount of time towards it. There is only one thing on mind, sweet, sweet blood. I’m obsessed with creating an alternative lifestyle for myself. Essentially being the vegetarian of vampires. I want to find love. Someone who will give my eternal life meaning. An old castle in the mountains of Austria. It’s old and austere just like I prefer.
4. When you were a mere mortal, what were some of your more unique qualities that helped recommend you to this new vampire life style?
I was always a good hearted person. I don’t know how that would be fit for the vampiric life. I understood the ways of immortal and I was willing to live by the code. I was always into seeking pleasure and what is the vampire life style, but an eternal indulgence of pleasure? I always wanted to help everyone around me. I wished for eternal time and life to help others. I was a devoted person. When my heart was involved, I would be the truest lover who ever walked the face of the earth.
5. Every vampire has a super power. What ability do you have that no other vampire could possibly hope to match?
I am the greatest hunter of them all. I can sense prey from miles away and I know just how to lure them in. No one can have more conquest than I. I love with a truer passion than any vampire has ever loved. I redefine the meaning of the word. I strongest of all vampires. I have lasted longer than any of my cohorts, making me the eldest and wisest. I have a way of seeing through to the truth. I understand the need for honesty in all matters and I will seek it out. I hate greater restraint than any vampire on earth. With control comes great power.