1. You are in a brand new school and it is the very first day. This is a nerve wracking moment, obviously, but what do you do to try and fit in with others?
I’m going to wear the cutest outfit in my closet. That way when I walk into school for the first time, people will at least notice me. I’ll sit in the front of the class and answer all the questions that I can. This way I can attract the people who are interested in school, just like myself. I’m going to scope things out and see who the coolest kids in class are and then try to sit with them at lunch time. I’m sure they’ll accept me. Oh I’ll just be polite to everyone. You know smile at people, compliment their outfits. People are attracted to kindness.
2. Well life as you know it has ended. You are standing at the pearly gates and St. Peter is asking why you should be allowed into heaven. What do you tell him?
I don’t really have to tell him anything. I’ll just flash him my best smile and I’m sure he will escort me through the gates himself. Well, all I have to do is point out all the great things I contributed to the world over the years. Like curing world hunger with my innovative bio diversity plan. Yeah, I think that earned me a cushy spot in the after life. Oh, I’m just going schmooze St. P for a while. I can pretty much talk my way into any thing. Well, I was kind, generous and caring all of my life. Do you think that will be enough?
3. The cutest boy or girl totally just came up to speak to you and now your friends are freaking out because they think it was obvious this person was hitting on you. What did he or she say that might make them think this?
The person just wanted to know if I was going to the big lake party with anyone this weekend. It wasn’t anything, he or she just came up to ask me how he or she could volunteer for my road cleaning project. Oh I was reading Moby Dick and the person came over and asked me if I understood the larger contextual theme Ishmael. We then debated this topic for a few minutes. Well, I mean the person told me I was probably one of the hottest people in school, but I don’t know if that really means anything.
4. The Olympics has opened its competition to activities other than sports. Wuhoo! What competition will you be taking gold?
The mental decathlon. Looks Charity work Socializing
5. You’ve been sent to summer camp this year, which is very exciting. What is your favorite activity there?
Oh I’m not a huge fan of summer camp. I could only bring one bag so I don’t have all my cute clothes. I live the volunteer projects the camp get involved with. Oh there are so many awesome things, but I really like the evening socials. I enjoy sitting by the lake and reading, actually.