1. Okay so we all know that we spend like a million hours online per day. What are you normally doing when you are on your computer?
I’m looking up new clothes, figuring out how to get into shape and making sure that my look is the hottest, most in style look of the moment. Usually I’m doing my homework. Sometimes I’m surfing the net looking up information on a particular issue that is of interest to me right now. Typically I’m IMing with someone and flirting. It’s the best way to get to know someone. I’m checking out social networking sites and talking with my friends about who just broke up with whom. I’m usually on IM and social networking sites organizing whatever is going on for the night. I have to keep up with everyone in a million different ways, so everyone who should be in the know, is in the know.
2. Everyone has something spread about them through the grapevine. Now it’s your turn. A rumor is totally coming down the pike about you and it is totally humiliating. What are people saying?
That I have some sort of eating disorder or something. Whateves, people are just jealous because I’m super hot. That I cheated on the biology final which is how I got a hundred and ten percent. They’re just jealous I ruined the curve. That I was dumped by my latest boyfriend or girlfriend because they found me in a closet with another person at Jamie Heinakins party last week. OMG! Like I would ever touch the person they said I was making out with. That I totally lied about Heather and Danny’s break up, which I totally didn’t. Ruth Paul totally told me that Danny was going to break up with Heather because he liked Laurie Johnson. That is my story and I’m sticking to it. That I sabotaged Lynn Meyer’s campaign because she was looking to be a real threat to my Student Body President nomination. People just can’t deal when you win fair and square.
3. Schools out for the summer and you’ve totally got some major time on your hands. What are you going to be doing to pass the lazy summer days away?
There is no rest for the weary. I’m going to be conditioning all summer long. I have to stay in shape for the next school year. I’m taking summer school courses so that I can bone up on my APs. Colleges love extra APs on your transcript. I’m hanging at the beach every day and ogling hotties. Hello hot summer equals hot love. Where ever my friends are that is where I will be. I need to stay connected all the time. Umm, whatever I want. I’m sure I’ll be planning a few big parties and of course people are always coming by my place to hang out with me.
4. High school year books are coming out, which means nominations for superlatives. Which of the below is most likely to be your nomination?
Most athletic Most likely to succeed Most likely to marry Most likely to end up a gossip columnist Most popular
5. You're off at college and starting a new life. One of the first goals is making new friends. What do you do and where do you go to start meeting people?
The gym of course. The first thing I need is a work out partner. I’ll meet my friends in class. Obviously I’ll be bonding with the serious students who have similar majors as I do. Friends? Who needs that? I’m going to some parties and gettin’ my mack on. I hear in college people are hooking up like every night. Umm, there’s a whole social networking site devoted to colleges or have you not been informed? Well the first thing I’m going to do is organize the people on my floor. Once I get a gang of people to go out with, meeting new people through them should be no problem.