1. It's another boring Wednesday night at your boyfriend/girlfriend's house, and you're seriously sick of this scene. Do you do anything about it?
No, I just refocus on how cool it my bf/gf is. Hell yeah, I get up and leave. I casually mention that we should go out and do something.
2. Your Mom just said that she's going to make pancakes tomorrow morning for breakfast for the whole family. Are you excited?!
Uh, I really don't feel like getting together with my fam in the morning, but whatever. At least there are pancakes, right? Totally, I love spending time with the family. I don't like pancakes, but I'll still sit at the table because I know it means a lot to my Mom. Yeah, but they better be blueberry. Those are my favorite. If she doesn't make those, she obviously has something against me.
3. Your end of semester project is due in your history class next week and you haven't started yet. You really hate group projects and wish that you didn't have to put up with any of it. How do you go about completing your project?
Duh, I just make my group do it and take credit for it. Ha. Whatever. I pull my own weight of course. I might even do a little more just to make sure that it gets done well and that no one gets mad at me. I try to participate, but I could really care less.
4. Your friend is wearing something HIDEOUS and you can barely look her in the face. OMG. Your eyes are wincing now. You didn't even think that was possible. Seriously, you thought 'wincing' was a made up word or a Shins song. What do you do?
Tell her that she needs to get away from me. She'll make me look ugly too. Eeek! I try to pull her aside and let her know that it's just not acceptable to torture herself like this. I'll just ignore it. There's more to her than her ridiculous outfit. Actually, it's so ugly it's kind of cute.
5. This question, by far, is the most determining factor of whether or not you're selfish. Say you have a Twix bar, do you share it?
Never I'll split it. I'll feed the homeless.