What type of spouse are you or will you be?

Heat up dinner you know you need the extra money overtime can bring in.
Offer a back rub or massage having a long day at work means a little extra TLC is needed at home.
Oh well you weren't at home all day anyways and just got home like 5 minutes before they did.
Start throwing the now cold dinner around yelling screaming that they could have at least called and let you know.

Because I found the love of my life and couldn't imagine a day without him/her.
Because I need to feel in control and what a better way than to have someone who will do everything you say all the time or face the consequences.
Because he/she forced me to I don't really love them but I don't want anyone else to have them either.
Because we work so well together and I would do anything to make them Happy No Matter What.

Just a couple but this person is the only one that matters I don't even remember ummm....yeah that person.
Well I never really kept track but then again who does anymore these days.
Well I have been with multiple partners but figured I better settle down after that last restraining order.
Oh I have only been with a select few until I found my perfect match whom I would do anything for all they have to do is ask.

I made my spouse their favorite dinner and lit all the candles Romantic music playing softly in the background the works nothing is to good for them.
I went out and bought them something very unique and special that I know they would love. And theres more where that came from just wait till we get back home.
Well it doesn't matter anyway cause all thats gonna happen is they say one word and I will blow up and a big fight will ensue with me winding up in jail AGAIN!!
Wait you said it was our anniversary oh man I won't be able to do anything tonight....ahem..working late AGAIN!!

It must have a dark soundproof basement so the neighbors can't hear the arguments.
I must have and cannot live without a grotto, hot tub, and pool. You know for those special moments.
Well I could just use anything as long as I have at least 3 hours of me time every week or day or whenever you know who isn't busy.
I am not picky whatever my spouse wants is what he/she will get nothing more nothing less.

Nothing I couldn't be happier. I have the most perfect person right next to me.
Well its not my ex its theirs and I better not catch them even looking in that direction or there will be hell to pay.
Well I would just be polite and introduce my spouse to them and ensure that they were aware that I am now married ( happily).
Well first chance I get I will be right over there pouring on the old charm maybe if I am lucky I will ummm..get lucky