1. Ding! Ding! Ding! Your mother is on the phone. Darn it! You just don’t have time to talk to her today. What do you do to get out of the phone call?
I pick up the phone and say, ''Hello, mother! I’m shopping at Bendels right now and they consider cell phone use in the store de classe.'' Umm, I let it go to voice mail. Hello!? Simple! I pick up the phone and tell her I just can’t speak right now. Honesty is always the best policy. I turn up the music and flip the phone on, pretending that I’m at a huge party and it’s just hard to hear her.
2. Whoa! You just found out that there’s a government holiday on Monday. Sweet, four day weekend! With such short notice, what are you going to do to celebrate your extra day off?
I’m calling Jet Blue and booking a flight to Paris immediately! Nothing better than an impromptu vacation. No planning needed, just calling all of my friends to find out where the party is going to be. They can always be relied upon to find something fun to do. BBQ man! That type of thing can be put together in no time flat and it’s still fun. When all else fails, drink! It’s fun and relaxing.
3. Ugh! Something smells absolutely atrocious. You think you might vomit if you have to be around this stink one more minute. What are you smelling?
Sushi! Gross! The smell of stale beer! How noxious. Ugh! Someone is wearing some stinky, rich perfume. Someone’s vomit! Ewwww! Icky, ewww! Such a party faux pas.
4. You’re in the park enjoying a relaxing afternoon. What are you doing that’s so enjoyable?
I’m tanning with some friends. I’m at a cocktail party at the boathouse. It’s tres classy. I’m hanging with my buds, grilling some burgers. I’m swiping some drinks from my flask.
5. Here’s an easy one! You’re at a bar, but want to try something new. What do you tell the bar tender you like in your drinks?
I want something smooth and clean. I like a thick ale. Why would try something new? A straight shot of something is all I ever need. I want something where I can’t really taste the alcohol.