1. Are you in a relationship?
I was... but he/she cheated on me and we broke up. No, he/she's been gone for a while.... I was, but I did something terrible and it ended.... I was, but we broke up, and I can't believe he/she broke it off, I thought he/she was the one.... I need him/her right now.... Yes, but he/she cheated on me and it's got me ticked to no end. Yes, and I'm happy :)
2. What do you think about more??
The past. What they did, I can never forgive him/her. The mistakes I've made. How much I need him/her How could he/she do that to me and how much I want them both dead. What time is my project due? What's my friend up to? (Normal Stuff)
3. Are you tired of life?
Yes, ever since that day, it's been suckish. No, just tired of them. OR Yes, but I'm tired of him/her more than I am life. Yes, I did something terrible and I need to be punished. OR No, but I did something terrible and I don't like what I did. Yes, I need him/her so bad.... OR No, but I want him/her back so bad right now.... No, but he/she pissed me off!!! >.< Nope, it's awesome!!