1. It's the middle of the night and you just can not sleep. What is going on in your life that is making it so difficult for you to catch your zzz's?
I’m just too ramped up. I’ve been at this party all night and I’m just not tired yet. So I guess I’ll keep going. PAR-TAHY! That hardly ever happens to me. I guess I’m just in a really zen mode, which is also relaxing. I’m just having a really emotional day. I can’t calm myself down and it’s so incredibly frustrating.
2. OMG! There is the cutest dog in the window. You can’t help staring at the little tyke because he is doing something so adorable you want to take him home immediately. What’s he doing?
He’s running himself stupid in his 4x11 cage. It’s absolutely adorable. I want to give him a home where he can stretch his legs. He’s fallen asleep with his face in his food. Dude, some times I feel so chill, I could do something like that. He was crying and then another puppy licked his face and he cheered up. It was so ridiculously cute.
3. Your friends are in the middle of a fight. Each one comes to you to ask for help. What do you tell them to do?
I’ll listen, sympathetically, to both sides, and probably feel for both when I speak to them. It’s easy to see both sides. Come on man, just be cool with one another. Learn to love each other. Jeez guys, just duke it out and get over it. You need to channel this energy.
4. Graduation is around the corner. You are totally stoked! What are your plans for after graduation?
I don’t know. I go from being really excited and organized to being really anxious and feeling unprepared. I’m going to chill for a while. You know, let my brain relax. I’m going to tear this s**t up! Partying every night and drinking until my body gives out.
5. Your friend just posted something nasty, but oh so true, about you on your autograph wall. What did she say?
That I’m so chill sometimes they wonder if I’m alive. That I’m sort of schizo. I guess I’m unpredictable or whatever. That I’m a wild child! Whatever that means.