The Redneck Quiz?

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1. Do you lick your fingers after you eat?
Yes
No
Why do you care?

2. Do you eat ketchup with your eggs?
Yes
Never
NO! are you crazy i eat mustard with mine

3. Do you eat and sing at the same time?
All the time
No, why would i do that?
Only when its a good song

4. What do you take pride in most?
The U.S.A.!!!!!
The Confederacy
God
Other

5. Would you ever drink your beer and ride your John Deere tractor at t he same time?
Yes!!! i do it all the time
um.....why would i want to do that?
um.....i think your insane

6. Do you have a Beware of Dog sign in your yard?
Yes
No

7. Have you ever had a boat bigger then your house parked in your drive way while having 2 live bands in your back yard. while a bunch of drunks are liting fireworks off their nose, at your house during your annualth of July party?
Yes
NO
What?????

8. Do you have a burping contest with everyone you come across?
Yes
No
every once in a while

9. Do you wear your pajamas to go to the store in the middle of the night?
yup all the time
once or twice
Never!

10. which of the following does NASCAR stand for?
How the hell am i suppose to know?
National Assoication Sports Car Afliliation Racing
Non Athletic Sport Containing All Rednecks
National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing

11. Are you ready?
Yes
For what?
Im scared......
No
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