1. Currently, you are:
Experimenting with your life
Young and inexperienced.
Feeling dead inside.
Confused and lost in life
Accepting your future for what it is.
Realizing that you're a grownup and need to live like one
Heartbroken but still obsessed with love
2. Your love life is:
Full of sex, but is one-sided
Practically non-existent, but still complicated
Changing into something different
Full of new complications
New, different, and growing daily
Slowly rebuilding itself
A mess
3. Your lover is:
Jealous
Crazy
Dead
Human
Soulful
Pissed (in both senses)
Your sex toy
4. Your season's villian:
Is a vampire trapped inside a church
The first of all evil
Your sister
Your ex and their new love interest
Your best friend
Your teacher
A god with a bad home perm
5. Describe your life.
My sister isn't who I think she is, my mother's dead and my once enemy is in love with me.
There's not enough fun. I want to be able to do the things that I want to do.
I lost my virginity and now everything around me is falling apart.
The end is near, and suddenly I'm placed into a new role I'm not accustomed to.
I'm in college and finding out that real life isn't what it seems to be.
I can't be with my lover in the way I want to be and my sister slayer has turned against me.
Life is living hell. I was torn from heaven by people who love me, and now I have to deal with the consequences of their actions.
6. Pick a couple.
Spike and Drusilla
Willow and Kennedy
Willow and Tara
Anya and Xander
Joyce and Ripper
Spike and Buffy
Buffy and Angel
7. Pick a character.
Andrew
Cordelia
Warren
Harmony
Darla
Dawn
Faith
8. Pick a location.
Spike's crypt
The factory
Sunnydale High School
UC Sunnydale
The Bronze
The hospital
The Crawford Street Mansion
9. Choose a death.
Thrown through a building
Having your heart ripped out
Stabbed through the chest
Flayed alive
Devoured by a snake
Burnt alive
Jumping off a tower
10. Choose a quote.
If you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is no-one's friend.
Without passion we'd all be truly dead.
I'm gonna torture her 'til she likes me again. Love's a funny thing.
What was the high point of our relationship? The time you broke up with me or the time I killed you?
The king of cups expects a picnic, but it is not his birthday.
If my heart could beat, it would break my chest, but I can see that you're unimpressed. So let me rest in peace.
If the apocalypse comes, beep me.