Yaoi: Are you an uke or seme (for gay/bi guys or lesbian/bi chicks)

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1. When you and your partner are in bed and both of you are in the mood you:
Just hop right on top and start screwin' their brains out!
Ask your partner what he wants to do with you... and agree if you want to.
Hop out of bed and start doing erotic poses for your seme to turn them on. You're such a good uke.
You start teasing your partner... then fuck the brains out of them.

2. While you are your partner are fucking, you prefer:
That depends... propably everything!

3. After you and your partner are done, you:
Force your partner for more rough sex!!!
Just lay there panting... waiting for your seme to fuck you some more.
Lick your partner up and down... wanting more sex.
Go to sleep. Enough fucking your uke for the night.

4. It's a new day! You get up and your partner is groaning in their sleep next to you. You:
Know they want more so you fuck their brains out..again.
You slowly rub your seme's arm... wanting them to wake up and fuck you.
You lay back down and cuddle up close to your partner. You want to wake up together. Aw...
You stretch, get up, and go make your dear seme breakfast. No matter how much your ass hurts...

5. You both are eating breakfast and you look into each other's eyes... You:
Knock everything off of the table and fuck your uke then and there!
You tenderly start feeding your uke from your fork. Aw...
You look at your seme with that puppy dog look on your face... you want more hardcore butt-fucking.
You nibble on your fork while looking at your partner... then get close to them and passionately kiss.

6. You're at work. You're sitting at your little cubicle while being screamed at by your boss and everyone else. You think about:
How your uke is going to come up to you on all fours when you get in from work.
How you're going to jump into the arms of your seme! Your partner gives you love... always.
Rolling in the flowers with your partner... then have mad passionate sex.
How you're going to cry to your partner about how much you've been screamed at today. Then have hot sex.

7. You enter the door of your warm home after work. You most likely say/yell:
Are you ready?!
Honey... I'm here for you now...
-collapses onto floor- Oh god I've had such a hard day! They've been screaming at me again... Are you horny?
You dont yell or say anything. You groan from the pain in your ass from the night before. You know you're going to get more tonight. :)

8. Wanna predict your answer?
I wish to be seme!
I am a little uke-ish. Mabye.
No. I already know what it is! I'm a seme!
Um.. no you give me the answer.. would that be okay master?
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