What Do The Akatsuki Think Of YOU? {{Females}}

Join what? ^_^
I love the pwnful ring and hat! Oh and so I can brag about it to my friends, of course!
I have yet to find my purpose in life.
Gain power...as much as I can.

I have many favorite colors that always change.
Bright, shiny colors...you know, like orange, gold or pink.
Red...blood red. That's all.
Dark colors like black, gray or purple.
What will this have to do with this ''Akatsuki'' person???

I'm intellegent and cute.
Laid-back, but dedicated when needed to be. I hide my emotions and am very different on the inside, than the outside.
Kinda sadistic and proud of it. I over-use eyeliner and wear ripped jeans. Things like that.
I'm joyous because it's great to be alive.
Seriously, please tell me who Akatsuki is...??

I'll kill a couple of people every few days in Konoha, eventually killing the strongest and making chaos rule the land until it falls apart on it's own. Which is when I'll capture Naruto.
My parents are dead, I've killed a few people and have no friends. I can't think of what to do.
I'll play with a village's mind by changing my objective every so often. Varying from destructroying the land, capturing the Hokage or death to all.
What's...Akatsuki?

You're on your way out of your house wandering the streets and you see someone being murdered. You begin running away and *BANG* you walk right into...a grandma wearing a black and red housedress??? Wait, that's a cloak...oh dear. You've waked right into Sasori.
You're escaping from a long, well fought battle that you've decided you can't win anymore and are now scaling a wall as an attempt to get away. As soon as you reach the top, you spot some bystanders below in black cloaks. You wonder what they're doing there, but all of the sudden you are standing on fire and you're...SINKING into it? Everything went black and you awaken at the HQ three hours later.
You're in a hot battle with some villigers and you've killed countless hundreds so far. But this wasn't enough for you and you decide to finish off the entire village with an explosion, but you are stopped. Someone has grabbed your hand and another has knocked you unconcious. You sleep for a long 2 hours untill you awaken.
Sitting on a trigram, you ready your weapon, perfectly ready to slice it through your being. After you have awoken from heavy blood loss, you are found in the Akatsuki HQ.

Um...WHA? And who's Pein? You lost me a long time ago.
Markers and Nail Polish. Nail Polish adds color to your..er..nails. (duh) And harangue is a type of battery in Japan.
Um...Bread Yeast and Human Red Blood Cells...? Bread rises in the oven if you use yeast. Harangue means ''speech''.
I fail to understand what this has to do with anything???